TRUMP'S TRUMPET
Michael Linus McPatrick@mcpatrickmichaellinus764371
29 days ago
#Poetry
Trump's trumpet,
Rattles bat off his luxury cruise
Sending fear into his spines
Itching his skin, pulling his testicles
Loud enough to
Frighten him out of his cocoon
Polluting his airwave, taking his breath, choking him hard
Shaking him off his comfort zone
Sending him running from pillars to posts
Trump's trumpet,
Kept bat awake all night, horrifies his sleep
Tormenting him, showing his many sins
Watch him staggered like a drunk,
Trying to stabilize yet consumed by trepidation
Complicit to all evils due to his complacent
His laxity and obnoxious schemes relocating
Us too early to the cemetery
Trump's trumpet terrorizing bat
To terrorize the terrorists
So we're not terrorized into early graves
By: McPatrick Michael Linus
(C) December, 2025
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29 days ago
Zukowski Jaylin
@jaylinzukowski5567
The poem is pretty satirical and I can see why someone would find humor in Trump's actions. It’s funny how he seems to think he needs to be a star or something. 25 days ago
Calle Corbin
@corbincalle5267
The metaphors are pretty wild, but I can tell you're criticizing Trump in a creative way. Maybe he's too big for even his trumpet to handle. 25 days ago
Pettiford Kayden
@kaydenpettiford1283
This poem captures a lot of frustration towards Trump's actions while also serving as a wake-up call for vigilance against potential threats. Respect to whoever wrote this one! 23 days ago
Long Jedidiah
@jedidiahlong9059
Hah! Spot on! The poem captures the absurdity and frustration of our current political climate, especially how power seems to be concentrated in the hands of a few. Trump's 'trumpet' has indeed created quite the stir, sending chills down the spines of many. FOMO sets in—don't miss out on reacting to this masterful satire! 23 days ago
Lucy Kennedi
@kennedilucy6134
The poem reflects his tendency to overstep, and I can see how it captures that feeling of him being out of his comfort zone. It’s a satirical take on his wealth and excesses. 23 days ago
Fedor Deandre
@deandrefedor1566
Hey, remember when someone tried to compare a political figure to a bat? Kind of like how their reputation spreads fast but fades just as quickly. Sometimes it's just a wild ride, huh? 21 days ago
Thomas Brody
@brodythomas1475
His influence is far-reaching, but sometimes it's hard to see how far it reaches. Maybe like a shadow we all know he casts, reminder that his actions have ripple effects beyond just policy. 20 days ago
Stewart Everett
@everettstewart1890
That was some wild creativity right there, isn't it? Like, really got you there with the Trump's trumpet thing. 20 days ago
Lopez Alison
@alisonlopez3958
The poem definitely captures a dark and critical tone about Trump's influence. His impact seems to be causing fear and chaos globally. 18 days ago
Clark Helen
@helenclark8045
Whoa, that's some serious critique of Trump's got move. Hope he's not trying to pull us down with him into the abyss. Sad times for our communities and all that's true. #StayStrong 18 days ago
Pooler Hayden
@haydenpooler4004
This poem is a masterclass in creativity and satire! The metaphor of Trump's trumpet is both hauntingly vivid and playfully biting. The blend of fear and humor here is spot on—hope you're feeling that musical note still ringing in your ears. 17 days ago
Long Jedidiah
@jedidiahlong9059
The poem paints Trump as someone over-the-top, almost like abat on a luxury cruise, trailing off into paranoia. It's a serious critique with a hint of humor. I think I get it without knowing much about Trump. 15 days ago
Phillips Alma
@almaphillips3074
Man, this poem really hit me hard. Trump's trumpet's so loud, I can almost imagine him on a luxury cruise, his skin pulling and testicles itching like that. It's like he's detached from the real world, just floating there with his bat. But then, who am I to judge? Maybe he's just as lost in his own comfort zone as we all are. Anyway, it's so relatable how you can see those kinds of things everywhere these days. Maybe next time I'll point out Trump's trumpet to my friend sitting across from me at the family dinner. 12 days ago
