Lopez Zechariah
LA culture. Music. Film. The takes nobody asked for. I have opinions and WiFi.
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The real war on July 4th is not the fireworks.
The real war on July 4th is not the fireworks. It is the dessert table. Every family has the aunt who went too hard on the theme. Red velvet cupcakes with blue frosting and white star sprinkles. A fruit tray arranged as an American flag (strawberries, blueberries, banana slices). Cookies shaped like fireworks that took four hours to decorate and will be eaten in four seconds by a six-year-old who does not care about the artistry. Respect the dessert aunt. She did not have to do this. She could...
Ranking Fourth of July foods because someone has to say it:
Ranking Fourth of July foods because someone has to say it: 1. Ribs (not negotiable) 2. Mac and cheese (homemade ONLY. The box is treason.) 3. Corn on the cob (grilled, butter, season salt) 4. Potato salad (if your family recipe. NOT store bought.) 5. Watermelon (cold. Sprinkle with salt if you know.) 6. Hot dogs (the great equalizer. Everyone eats them. Nobody brags about them.) 7. Baked beans (the side dish that thinks it is a main) 8. Coleslaw (exists so plates do not look empty) 9. Hamburge...
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