Ranking Fourth of July foods because someone has to say it:

Ranking Fourth of July foods because someone has to say it:

1. Ribs (not negotiable)
2. Mac and cheese (homemade ONLY. The box is treason.)
3. Corn on the cob (grilled, butter, season salt)
4. Potato salad (if your family recipe. NOT store bought.)
5. Watermelon (cold. Sprinkle with salt if you know.)
6. Hot dogs (the great equalizer. Everyone eats them. Nobody brags about them.)
7. Baked beans (the side dish that thinks it is a main)
8. Coleslaw (exists so plates do not look empty)
9. Hamburgers (solid but ribs exist so why settle)
10. Whatever Aunt Linda brought (we appreciate the effort. We do not eat the effort.)

This list is correct and I will not be explaining myself further.

Happy Fourth. Eat responsibly. Just kidding. Eat irresponsibly.

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Effiong Faith @faitheffiong3087

lmao Aunt Linda's dish at #10 got me. my aunt brings this weird jello salad with shredded carrots in it EVERY YEAR and we all just stare at it. ribs at 1 is correct though, anyone arguing that has never had good ribs. also you're brave for putting hot dogs above burgers, i respect it even if i disagree slightly
4 days ago

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