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GABRIEL ONYINYE
@gabrielonyinye697859
9 months ago

You live with your wife and the maid. One Saturday morning, your wife goes to the market. A while later, you go to take a bath to go out. The maid also takes the opportunity to go and bathe in her bathroom.

Whilst you two were in your bathrooms, Madam came back home to pick up the phone she had forgotten. Then the doorbell rings. Remember, you are bathing, but didn’t know the maid was also taking her bath, so you continued with no worries, and your wife was all along on the bell.

Not understanding why the maid has yet to get to the door, you tie your towel, your curved tool making a bulge in the towel, you rush out of the bath and head to the door.

Getting to the living room, you find the maid already opening the door with a wrapper tied to her chest, sumptuous blossom popping through the lightly wet wrapper to her chest, curvaceous buttocks seeming bare in the very light Ankara.

Madam enters and sees the maid wet with a wrapper tied around her chest, and you, oga, also wet with a towel tied around your loins...

Madam looks at both of you weirdly and asks what is going on and why it took so long for both of you to show up, in that state, and together.
Now, your wife doesn’t know what we know...

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