How I slapped my lecturer.

Iheanetu Peace Onyinyechi
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4 months ago

HOW I SLAPPED MY LECTURER.

My friend, will you sit down? He shouted. "You are really good for nothing. Of what use is beauty without a brain?" Dr. F shouted. "Sometimes, I wonder how your generation managed to get admission. How can a university student not know the meaning of 'Noun'?" I started staring motionlessly at him as he kept ranting about how unserious I was.

It all started... (Flashback)

So, class, today we'll be treating the topic "Stream of Consciousness." As a literature student, it is pertinent that you have an idea about this very topic, as it will help in building your creative life, Dr. F said. While the class progressed, he realized that I wasn't paying attention to the class. "Young lady," he called, "obviously, there's no need asking you what stream of consciousness is, but I'll ask you this question: what is a Noun?"

My seatmate, Pat, tapped me. "How far, lady B? The man is talking to you," he said. Still engrossed in my thoughts, I didn't realize that all eyes were on me. So, the tap from Pat interrupted my thoughts. With a jerk, I said what came to my mind: "It is the act of standing firm, not minding who is involved."

The whole class erupted with laughter, as they didn't see it coming. Angered, my Lecturer started shouting at me, as his ego was tampered with. As a good student, I kept quiet until I heard him say, "Bastard." Fury filled my eyes as I raised my hand to slap him.........

Wake up, Blessing, it's morning already, and we need to be in school, my roommate called. "Heeei 😩, what a dream!" 🤦
#nircle
#shortstories

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