How I got married to a commedian.
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2 months ago
Hi there, my name is Alexandra "Alexa" Thompson, and I'm the CEO of a leading programming company, CodeGenius. This story is brought to you by MSB.
I am a successful young lady looking forward to merging or cooperating with high ranked companies.
...(while driving home)
Alexa: it's been such a stressful day
Alexa:siri mark near by coffee shop
Siri: done.
Alexa: Hi, I'd like to get a coffee, please.
Sales Lady: Okay, kindly wait for about two minutes.
(Alexa waits, and just as she's about to receive her coffee...)
Alexa: Ahh! My purse! Someone's snatched my purse!
Sales Lady: Oh no, I'm so sorry! Are you okay?
Alexa: (frustrated) Yeah, I'm fine. Just great.
(Ethan, a poor-looking man, approaches her)
Ethan: Hey, are you okay? I saw what happened. Do you want me to buy you another coffee?
Alexa: (hesitant) Uh, yeah. Thanks.
Ethan: (smiling) No problem. I'm Ethan, by the way.
Alexa: (sighs) Alexa. Nice to meet you, Ethan.
(Later, at a meeting with her best friend's organization)
CEO: Alexa, we're interested in collaborating with you, but we require our partners to be married.
Alexa: (stunned) What? That's ridiculous!
CEO: I'm afraid it's non-negotiable.
(Alexa goes to a bar, gets drunk, and bumps into Ethan again)
Ethan: Alexa! Fancy seeing you here. You look like you could use some help.
Alexa: (slurring) Ethan... yeah. Just peachy.
Ethan: (laughs) Come on, let me drive you home.
Alexa: (passes out)
(Later, at Ethan's apartment)
Alexa: (waking up) Ugh... where am I?
Ethan: (smiling) My place. You passed out last night.
Alexa: (seeing the dirty apartment) Ugh... this place is a mess.
Ethan: (laughs) Yeah, I know. I'm working on it.
Alexa: (acts uninterested) Whatever. Thanks for the coffee and the ride, Ethan.
Ethan: (smiling) Anytime, Alexa. Anytime.
(Alexa leaves, sends Ethan money, and hangs out with friends)
Alexa : Hey Jenny, can you imagine I ran into this.....
(Jenny's phone ringing)
Jenny :hello....... Oh sorry Alexa well talk later I gotta go my bf is calling me home.
Alexa: it's okay.
Now this is a messed up situation, I hate being alone when I choose to hangout with somone.
Ethan: Hey, Alexa! Fancy seeing you again!
Alexa: (surprised) Ethan! What are you doing here?
Ethan: (smiling) I was passing by and I saw you.... Soooo I just dropped by to say hi.
Alexa: (smirking) Oh, great. Look who's here. The knight in shining armor who saved me from my coffee-less existence.
Ethan: (laughs) Hey, someone's got to keep you caffeinated.
Alexa: (teasingly) Oh, I don't know, Ethan. I think I can handle getting my own coffee. But thanks for the offer, Mr. Hero.
Ethan: (smiling) Anytime, Alexa. So, what brings you here today?
Alexa: (sarcastically) Oh, just enjoying the beautiful view of your face. It's so captivating.
Ethan: (laughs) Well, I'm glad you find me entertaining.
Alexa: (playfully) Oh, I do. I really do. So, what's your secret talent? Can you recite poetry or something?
Ethan: (smirks) Actually, I can. But I don't think you can handle it.
Alexa: (daringly) Oh, I can handle it. Bring it on, Mr. Poet.
Ethan: (smiling) Alright... (clears throat) "Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing's sweeter than you."
Alexa: (groans) Oh, that's so cheesy! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Ethan: (laughs) Hey, don't knock it till you try it!
Alexa: (teasingly) Oh, I think I'll pass. But thanks for the offer, Mr. Romantic.
Ethan: (smirks) Anytime, Alexa. Anytime.
(Alexa rolls her eyes and walks away, but can't help smiling)
Here
Alexa: (excitedly) Oh my god, guys! You won't believe what just happened!
Sarah: (curious) What's up?
Alexa: (giggling) I met this guy, Ethan. He's so cheesy, but in a cute way.
Emily: (intrigued) Cheesy? What do you mean?
Alexa: (dramatically) He recited poetry to me! And it was so bad, it was good.
Sarah: (laughs) That's hilarious! What made you talk to him in the first place?
Alexa: (smirks) He bought me coffee after my purse got stolen. And then I ran into him again and... (giggles) yeah.
Emily: (teasingly) Oh, Alexa's got a crush!
Alexa: (blushing) Shut up! But seriously, guys, I think I'm going to take him on a date.
Sarah: (excitedly) Yes! Do it! We want all the details!
Alexa: (smirks) Okay, deal. I'll plan something and let you guys know.
Emily: (jokingly) Just don't expect him to recite poetry on the first date.
Alexa: (laughs) I wouldn't dream of it. But who knows, maybe I'll even enjoy it.
(Alexa and her friends continue walking and chatting, excitedly and bringing up new thought in her mind)
Alexa: (sarcastically) Oh joy, our first date. I've been waiting for this moment for weeks... said no one ever.
Ethan: (laughs) Hey, I'm excited to be here! And I promise not to bore you too much.
Alexa: (teasingly) Oh, I'm shaking with anticipation. So, what's the plan for tonight? Dinner, movie, or a lecture on crop rotation?
Ethan: (smirks) Actually, I was thinking we could play mini golf.
Alexa: (drolly) Oh, wow. The epitome of romance. Because nothing says "love" like whacking a ball with a stick.
Ethan: (grinning) Hey, it's fun! And I promise not to cheat... much.
Alexa: (smirking) I'll hold you to that. But if I win, you have to recite a poem.
Ethan: (hesitates) Uh, deal... I think.
Alexa: (triumphantly) Yes! I'm going to crush you.
(They play mini golf, with Alexa emerging victorious)
Alexa: (smugly) Ah ha! I win! Now, pay up, Mr. Poet.
Ethan: (nervously) Okay... (clears throat) "Roses are red, violets are blue, I got beat by a girl, and now I'm feeling blue."
Alexa: (groans) Oh, that's so bad! I think I just lost brain cells.
Ethan: (laughs) Hey, don't knock it till you try it!
Alexa: (teasingly) Oh, I think I'll pass. But thanks for the laugh, Mr. Romantic.
Ethan: (smirks) Anytime, Alexa. Anytime. (Alexa rolls her eyes and walks away, but can't help smiling)
...Fast forward to our wedding day: just so you know you aren't invited because I feel embarrassed 🙂just kidding come on in let's laugh together
Ethan: (nervously) Alexa, from the moment I met you, I knew you were special. Before I met you, I loved pizza... but now, you look like my perfect pizza.
Alexa: (groans) Oh, that's so cheesy!
Ethan: (smirks) Hey, I'm just getting started. You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night.
Alexa: (laughs) Okay, okay, you can stop now.
Ethan: (smiling) I promise to love you, even when you leave the cap off the toothpaste... or when you "accidentally" hog the blankets at night.
Alexa: (teasingly) Oh, I don't do that!
Ethan: (winks) Sure you don't. I promise to be your partner in crime, your accomplice in shenanigans, and your forever home for pizza-fueled laughter.
Alexa: (smiling) I promise to love you, even when your poetry is so bad it makes me cry... tears of laughter.
Ethan: (grinning) That's all I can ask for.
(They share a kiss, as the audience cheers and chants "Pizza! Pizza!")
Alexa: (whispers) You owe me a poem, Mr. Romantic.
Ethan: (smirks) Oh, I have one ready... "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm stuck with you, and that's true!"
Alexa: (groans) Oh, that's so bad!
Ethan: (laughs) Hey, at least I'm consistent!
Later while I was at home my phone started ti buzz like crazy I was literally chasing the goddamn phone to pick it up
CEO: Alexa, I'm pleased to inform you that our board has reviewed your case, and we're willing to offer you the partnership... now that you're married.
Alexa: (smirking) Oh, so now you're okay with me?
CEO: (smiling) Well, you've met our terms. We're willing to overlook your previous... unconventional choices.
Alexa: (firmly) I appreciate the offer, but I'm afraid I'll have to decline.
CEO: (stunned) What? Why? This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
Alexa: (smiling) I've realized that my true partnership is with my husband, Ethan. I want to focus on building our life together,, Ethan. I want to focus on building our life together, not a business empire.
CEO: (disapprovingly) Alexa, you're making a huge mistake.
Alexa: (confidently) I don't think so, Mr. CEO. Goodbye.
(Alexa hangs up the phone, feeling empowered and content with her decision)
Ethan: (curiously) What was that about?
Alexa: (smiling) Just the CEO trying to lure me back with a partnership offer.
Ethan: (smirks) And?
Alexa: (smiling) I told him I'm all in... on us.
Ethan: (grinning) That's all I need to hear. Now, about that poem... "My love, you're the cream cheese to my bagel..."
