A joke that you'll never stop laughing at
AvaLon101@gideonavalon496484
3 months ago
A SNAKE IN THE ROOM! 😂
I was in my room last night when my neighbour
started screāming... "Help! Help! Snake ooo! " I ran to her room with a strong wood in my hand.
When I dashed into her room, I saw a very big snake facing my neighbour inside her
sitting room and other neighbours joined me with their heavy sticks.
We all started shouting, "Today is the eñd of your life, you evīl snake!". I wanted to be a hero that night, so I first of all ran to the snake to hīt it with my wood. It turned and faced us with red
eyes. Then, I said if I count 1 to 3, we should hīt the snake at once which we all agreed. I started counting, 1...2....3 go! Then, Peeeeeeeem! NEPA sēized the light and deep darkness covered the room.😂
Omo come and see stamped in the room,😂 the wørst part was that non of us remembered where the door was located. My neighbors and I were just jumping haphāzardly like reggae dancers on stage because we didn't know whether the snake was close by. Some people climbed chairs while some climbed the center table. Me I found myself on top of the fridge. We were just hītting one another with our sticks thinking it was the snake!😂 If somebody mīstakenly touch another person a heavy wood will hīt the person with immediate alacrity.😂😂😂
As I was standing on the fridge, few seconds later something soft touched my ankle!😂 Omo I didn't waste time in hītting the thing with my big stick! Immediately I heard cry in the room😂 Somebody was Shøuting "Jesus! My head oo! Who hīt me?" It was then I realized that I had hīt a human being.😂 I moved blīndly forward to console the person then I mīstakenly fell from the fridge and my hand touched something that looked like somebody's kneel! Almost immediately a heavy wood landed on my hand😂 I shouted "Bløød of God who hīt me" Papa Emeka shouted "Jesus GODY no vex na me, I think say na the snake touch me.😂😂😂
Few seconds later Nepa restored power supply and everywhere became bright again. I looked up and saw papa David , Omo am going home I no wan be legend wey kīll snake , Dem don break my hand 😔🚶
3 months ago
