NOOBIE HUNTER
@noobiehunter820069
10 months ago
POWER BANK
Chapter 06
NOOBIE HUNTER
'So long my daughter!' whispering voice talking to louise.
'Thank you for coming'
'One last thing before I leave; make sure Papaya do not graduate from senior high school, with a good grade, alter the marking guide to fail him, every time' The being whispering into Louise ears.
(phoom!)
The being vanished. Avacado and Mrs Loi Loi recovering into consciousness, the lights returned.
'I suggest you go' Louise talking to Avacado.
'Where is my phone?' Mrs Loi Loi demanding.
'Here'
Louise handing the phone to Mrs Loi Loi. Mrs Loi Loi dialing a number.
'Hello, please I want you to represent me in court as my lawyer against Papaya' Mrs Loi Loi talking on phone.
No one could hear what the person at the other end is saying.
'Okay, bye'
Mrs Loi Loi hung up.
'Your uncle will be our family lawyer henceforth' Mrs Loi Loi announcing to Louise.
'Oh my world, really, that is a good news we should celebrate' Louise said in optimism of a positive expected outcome.
'Do you want to eat?' Louise asking Avacado.
'No' Avacado replied,
'I have to see Papaya before I leave' Avacado added.
Avacado ran to the elevator, and head to Papaya's room.
On his way, he called NOOBIE HUNTER, his ex girlfriend's younger brother.
'Hello, yes, can you meet me at MBAKWE MANSION?'
'Good, I would be expecting you in Papaya's room'.
Avacado hung up the phone.
'Yari yari'
Avacado speaking some London street-aba slangs.
A knock on the door.
'Come in' Papaya saying from inside.
Avacado came in, only to see Papaya with a bottle of alcohol in his hand and a glass cup on the other, and the prove on his demeanor, saying that he is drunk.
'Wetin be this?' Avacado seeking to understand.
'Who do you think I am, wait scratch that question, just consider what I'm doing as a character development' Papaya defending himself.
'Character development only happen to the minor characters, who are timid but sooner or later they become champions, you are already a champion'
'Dangote is still a businessman, are my to be blamed?' Papaya asking.
'Okay, if you know what you are doing,who are my to stop you!'
'That is the spirit, come join me, this is the first time you are speaking good English to my ears, some times I wonder if you are really a third year undergraduate' Papaya inviting Avacado for a drink.
'No, if a rat goes to war with a lizard, there is no assurance that the rat will make it alive, and secondly, No one is paying me for speaking the Queen's English'
'Enough of your parables, Avacado' Papaya pleading.
Papaya cut himself another drink in the glass cup.
Papaya's room is literally an apartment; a large room, the bed on one end, and the Television on the other with only a mini sofa demarcating the bedroom and the parlor, another two mini rooms, one is the convenience and the other is the kitchen, and that is all.
Papaya sitting on the bed.
'You can have a seat' Papaya referring to Avacado, while pointing at the mini sofa.
Avacado obliged and sat respectfully.
'Are you sure you do not care for a drink?'
'A goat that does not drink should not follow a goat that drinks, but I'm an exception, do you understand?'
'oi oi oi' Papaya speaking London street-aba slangs.
'I want you to be my eyes and ears, in this family'
'I do not understand' Avacado honestly spoke.
'I will be paying you a monthly salary of fifty thousand naira, only if you accept my conditions'
'What are those conditions if I may ask?'
'Yes you may ask, my conditions are simple, you will be in my house and be in the face of members of this family, and report all findings, whether useless or useful' Papaya commanded.
'Deal or no deal?' Papaya added.
'You know I like Louise, I can not live in this house'.
Papaya dropped every evidence of alcohol on a side stool.
'Yes, I'm interested in your relationship with my cousin, report everything to me, secondly you are not living here, you are to report to my house everyday, because you now have a job'
'You are asking me to betray her trust' Avacado asking a rhetorical question.
'Not in vain, you will be rewarded monthly' Papaya assured Avacado.
(khoor khoor)
A knock on the door.
'It must be NOOBIE HUNTER' Avacado saying while getting the door.
Papaya continued sipping his alcohol, trying to drink himself to death, for he has realised that this is not a dream, the MBAKWE coin, which is a single coin, wills so much power, but for a twenty three years old, who is in his final year of Senior high school, having in his possession such coin made of UNIQUE GOLD, he literally does not have to carry cash or do transfers within London street-aba, because ironically he owns the London street-aba, but having such personalities as The GOLD DIGGER, his world will crumble. The NOTICER, he is already a desert because Thomas will not be alive to see him enjoy this wealth. The Talker, she would rather stake her soul on the altar of Serpent spitters to make sure Papaya do not see tomorrow's sunshine. The FAR HUNTER being a creature of complexity and having being in the picture, loves Mrs Loi Loi to a fault, because of her children, Louise and Thomas, therefore if Louise and Thomas hates Papaya, the great being has no choice but to curse Papaya to death. The HONEY BADGER, yes he is Papaya's best friend (Right hand), but easily convinced, even Papaya is not safe around his best friend. Who can Papaya trust, his mother is at the village claiming to be A TRADITIONAL INFLUENCER, wearing only maidens attire to every where she goes within the village. Who could take Papaya by hand and exodus with him into perfect peace, that is if there is anything such as peace, let alone perfect, where is the Messiah, and who is this Messiah.
'You are welcome'
'Thank you for having me'
'Papaya this is NOOBIE HUNTER'
'Hunter, this is LORD MBAKWE II, Papaya Mbakwe and never hesitate to call him "the seducer'.
Avacado introduced both parties, both shook hands in pleasantry.
NOOBIE HUNTER sat on the sofa, while Avacado stood by the door.
'Yasha (Alright)'
NOOBIE HUNTER speaking London street-aba slangs
'Dosta ndayo (Anything the matter?)' Papaya responding in same slangs.
'You speak London?'
'Oh!, is that what the slangs is called'
'Yes' NOOBIE HUNTER affirmed
'I have been speaking London all my life' Papaya saying.
'Yasha (Alright)'
'Why are my here?' NOOBIE HUNTER added
'Yes, I called him because he is a lawyer' Avacado talking to Papaya.
'Hold on, can you speak London?'
'No' Avacado replied NOOBIE HUNTER
'Kre bakar (Of course idiot)' Papaya blurted.
'I heard that!'
Papaya and NOOBIE HUNTER burst into laughter.
'You are a lawyer, how old are you?',
'I'm twenty three years old?'
Papaya paused, his age mate is already a lawyer. What!.
'Do you know the issue in MBAKWE family?'
'No'
Papaya looking at Avacado.
'Why did you bring me a novice?' Papaya verbally attacking Avacado.
Papaya's chubby self trying to stand off the bed.
'Prior hiring, a lawyer must not be familiar with the potential client's issue, in fact it is best to avert hearsay, by feeding me with the real details'
'If you invited a man of God, then let us pray, but if you invited a lawyer feed me with your Issues for potential relief, do you comprehend?' NOOBIE HUNTER added.
Papaya and Avacado suddenly felt the presence of a lawyer in their midst, Papaya stole a look at Avacado, who froze by the door, dressed in an arsenal jersey, and a combat shot, and a timberland shoe, his wrist was empty, unlike Papaya he wore a rolex wrist watch, and a black Jalabia, with a trophy of the RICHEST STUDENT in LONDON HIGH SCHOOL, staring at him from the stool where his alcohol is sitting.
After narrating the story to NOOBIE HUNTER Papaya added,
'Can you handle my case?'
'I belong to a law firm, if I could convince my principal, then I can assure I will personally handle your case, I do not care if this case would take me forever, so long as forever you are still enjoying your wealth, I will be satisfied, this is my account digits, and let us say Fifty thousand naira (#50,000) is for consultation, so a hundred thousand naira (#100,000) should yield enough good by the end of this month, happy yul tide by the way'
'Merry Christmas!' Papaya and Avacado chorused.
'I will send you a five hundred thousand (#500,000) to super fast things up and boost your moral' Papaya said.
'Boosting my moral should be a million naira (#1, 000,000)'.
Papaya and Avacado gazed at each other. Papaya adjusted looking at the account digits.
'Yasha seireitei (Alright)' Papaya agreed.
'I will take my leave, chiana seireitei (Bye)' NOOBIE HUNTER said.
'Kre (Of course)'
Papaya shook hands with him, NOOBIE HUNTER also shook hands with Avacado.
'Before I leave; Avacado, my sister moved on before you realised, basically I was your girlfriend, however, at least our relationship yielded profit, hence, I'm here today; Chiana Copenhagen (Bye)'.
Papaya burst into laughter.
_____THE END_____
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