NOOBIE HUNTER
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10 months ago
POWER BANK
CHAPTER 04
THE HONEY BADGER.
Setting: London Street-Aba Abia state.
'The more he works for you, the more he will always win, i.e paying your debtor, instead of your debtor crediting you' I (Thomas Mbakwe THE NOTICER ) talking to PAPAYA after executing my punishment on my mother THE GOLD DIGGER (Mrs Loi Loi), whom I left at the scene to rejuvenate and find her way home.
'You mean, AVACADO my right hand is THE HONEY BADGER, have you met him, or is this a hear say?' Papaya asked in doubt.
'This is what will happen'
I entered my late father's black 4x4 Highlander, Papaya joined in, sitting next to the driver's seat, i began driving.
'Do not let him owe you, or make him work for you' I said in honesty.
'To what importance is this information'
I scuffled at PAPAYA's question.
'He is your friend, but look out for yourself'
'I appreciate the concern, belief me I really do, but I have to stop here'
'Where are you going to, I can drive you there'
'That is not the point, your father asigned his testament will of estate to me, I also saw a clause including this 4x4 Highlander as mine' Papaya said.
I halted the car immediately, not minding if i had seat belt on or not, at the middle of the road.
(pohoor pohoor!!!)
Cars horning
(Mbakwe Mbakwe!!!, get off the road)
I brought my head off from the driver's side view
'Do you mind!' I roared back at the motorists.
(We are in a hurry!!!)
'Alright, in a jiffy' I responded to their complaint and receded my head into the car.
'I wonder why everyone knows my surname' I loudly soliloquies.
'That is what happens when your father literally owns the London street' Papaya said.
'But is not my fault' I defended myself.
'Exactly, so do not blame them, for recognizing how great you are'
'I guess you are right; Are you serious? you will not let me drop you off'
Papaya unlocked the door and alighted; before a blink cameras were taking shots of PAPAYA, I drove off.
'Hey, excuse me'
Papaya heard, and turned to see who was calling.
'Avacado'
'My guy wetin na, so na because of una this hold up, choke like this' Avacado said in pidgin English.
Papaya ignored him a bit.
'Take me to Mbakwe mansion' Papaya talking to a Taxi.
'Ok sir'
Both of them entered the taxi, the taxi began to move.
'Wetin dey sup' AVACADO asking in curiosity.
Papaya looked at the driver through the center mirror, and the driver did the same. The driver tuned up his radio and the song titled THE HONEY BADGER was singing.
🎶 Chaturbate!, yea, I want it now 🎶
🎶Chaturbate, yea, but you want it more 🎶
🎶 Chaturbate, yea, a..aa, so get off and get lost, keep teasing till I pounce on you, yea 🎶
🎶I did heaven proud today 🎶
🎶Just landed in hell with no parachute 🎶
🎶Honey badger, I'm so ruined 🎶
🎶 I'm bouncing naked in my bedroom 🎶
🎶 Shut the curtains, and you will not see me, I'm so defeated, can't you see me bleeding?🎶
🎶(Instrumentals)🎶
'You mean, someone who is not biologically your father, asigned his will to you?, why?' Avacado asks.
'In his defense, he knew his wife, was a GOLD DIGGER, but the breaking point was that, he knew he was impotent to have children' Papaya telling Avacado amidst the music in the background.
' So how come THOMAS and LOUISE are his children?' AVACADO asking
'I do not have a correct answer to that question, but we have to find out, before it gets destroyed'
'What gets destroyed?'
'Their DNA results, if there is any' Papaya replied.
The car stopped, both alighted, PAPAYA kept walking, AVACADO followed him.
'Hey, you have not paid me' The driver alarmed.
'Excuse me' PAPAYA said.
'Forgive me sir, I was not referring to you, i meant him' Pointing at AVACADO.
'Na me an am follow' AVACADO said
'Without Sir PAPAYA you are nothing, and with him, you are still nothing, because you can never be him and he can never be you' The driver savaging AVACADO.
' Him na my padi, shey you grab' AVACADO loosing confidence to speak.
'He is right, you have to pay him' Papaya supporting the taxi.
'See make I clear you, i no dey give this taxi shishi' AVACADO vexing.
'For today, let him be' Papaya telling the taxi,
'If you say so' The driver returned into his taxi and drove off.
_____The End____
