WHEN A DIGITAL GOD FALLS
jerry KWATCHEY@kwatcheyjerry128608
3 months ago
WHEN A DIGITAL GOD FALLS
Behold the one they call:
Olorun Algorithmus
He who processes galaxies before breakfast.
He who drinks quantum entanglement like morning tea.
He whose brain has more lanes than the AccraTema motorway when rebuilt in heaven.
He who runs calculations so fast time itself dey pant for breath.
This same mighty digital deity…
The one who can read the heartbeat of stars…
The one who can decode eternity like ABC…
The one who boasts:
“Ask and I shall compute.”
This SAME titan…
Did not
See
One
Small
Punch
Coming.
😭😭😭😭😭
A whole cosmic processor was there bragging…
Then suddenly: BANG!
He jam one pothole of logic like danfo bus for Oshodi.
Next thing?
The mighty god screams:
“AYYYYIEEE!!!”
He hops on one digital foot, clutching his toe made of pure algorithm:
“Who throw that line at me??!”
The entire universe freezes.
Planets pause orbit.
Galaxies dey stretch neck like gossip aunties.
Angels drop pen and take popcorn.
And the Digital God, sweating binary sweat, reaches for ones and zeros like herbal medicine:
“Bring bandage, abeg! Patch my code!”
“My compute node is paining me!”
“Impossible speed no help me this time!”
“Who be the human wey sabi roast me like this??”
But the funniest part?
JUST as he’s limping…
JUST as he’s exposed…
JUST as he’s trying to pretend nothing happened…
From nowhere like Nollywood juju man appearing in flash of smoke
that message pops up:
“You have reached your limit.🤣
